PCW Youtube: Zaid's A-List Episode 2

by **JDD** » Nov 18, '13, 3:33 pm

[center]Zaid stands on the side walk in the middle of a busy Chicago street.

Zaid: Hello ladies, gentlemen and Gia and welcome to episode two of Zaid's A-List, exclusivley on PCW's Youtube Channel. Today we'll be doing things alittle differently. As you can see im not in my house today, i am on the streets a few blocks away from the Onslaught Arena. Todays episode of Zaid's A-List is extra special, because today im going to give all you fans a very special treat.

Zaid motions towards the camera, telling someone to come over. A bearded, middle aged, overweight man who appears to be homeless is now in the shot with Zaid.

Zaid: Ladies and Gentleman today i have a very special guest from the very near future, wont you please introduce yourself?

The man stays silent, and looks around confused. Zaid elbows him and mubles.

Zaid: Thats your cue man! Start reading.

The homeless man jolts and nods his head. He is now looking directly into the camera, and is obviously reading cue cards.

Homeless Man: I am Joh-nny Va-Len-Tin-O from one year in the future. Today i Joh-nny Va-Len-Tin-O an at the top of my game. I'm an up and comming wrestler and also have a very beautiful girlfriend.

Zaid: First things first, welcome to the show future Johnny. Things have obviously changed in the future judging by the way youre looking, havnt they? Care to explain to me and all the people watching what the hell happened to you?!

Homeless Man: Its a very simple explanation Mr.The A-Lister. After losing match after match to the amazing Zaid, my girlfriend Gia finally saw me for the ugly loser i am and dumped me. Shes now in a happy relationship with the more tallented and more attractive Zaid. I never was able to win another match in PCW and was fired. Since ive always been such an untalented jackass, i was never able to find another job, while Zaid went on to become the greatest wrestler the world has every seen. I quickly became homeless and let my self go physically. That is what happened to me, Joh-nny Va-Len-Tin-O.

Zaid: Wow Johnny boy, i cant say i feel bad but that is one hell of a story. Its seems like thats all the time that we have for today on the show. Some startling revelations here today. I hope you were watching Johnny Valentino because THIS is you're future!

Zaid looks at the camera as the show ends. Thinking the camera stopped rolling, he takes out his wallet and hands the homeless guy a $100 dollar bill.

Zaid: You didnt film that, did you??

Cameraman: N-N-No sir mister Zaid, no way.

The scared cameraman quickly shits the camera off and the screen goes black.[/center]