Javier Mascherano: "I tore my anus against the Netherlands"

[PorkChop]

"I spread out my anus in that last tackle, that's why I felt so much pain"

"I tore the anus.... I don't want to sound crude... Robben game me an opportunity when he took a touch; he lost a second and I won. What I did anyone could have done. To be in the final you need a bit of luck."

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-d ... occer.html

GIF of the tackle: http://gfycat.com/OblongJoyousGelada

[Str8Shooter]

Yup, that's gotta hurt.

[prophet]

If tearing his anus is the price he has to pay for playing as well as he did against Holland I reckon the whole of Argentina will be hoping he does it every game.

[AkydefGoldberg]

TBF, he has played really well for Argentina. Just a shame he's been hoofed into a CB at his club where he clearly struggles.

[Kyle]

Watching that reminds me that Robben screwed up there. Should have gotten the ball off sooner.

[SlightlyJames]