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I just simultaneously took a shit, pissed, tweeted, and brushed my teeth.

Postby GNR » Apr 18, '14, 10:50 am

Sitting on the toilet, Electric toothbrush in right hand, HTC M8 in my left hand, I brushed my teeth, pissed, shat, tweeted some chick, all while flawlessly rapping Drake's verse from All Me.

I love not having school. :moocow :moocow :moocow
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Re: I just simultaneously took a shit, pissed, tweeted, and brushed my teeth.

Postby Locke » Apr 18, '14, 11:04 am

Future president, everybody!
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Re: I just simultaneously took a shit, pissed, tweeted, and brushed my teeth.

Postby Gunn Deamon » Apr 18, '14, 11:30 am

Multi-tasking at it's finest....
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Re: I just simultaneously took a shit, pissed, tweeted, and brushed my teeth.

Postby PorkChop » Apr 18, '14, 12:24 pm

Next time a girl says that men can't multitask, you should tell her this story.
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