Who would win a PubTalkForum version of "Hunger Games"?

[Str8Shooter]

I have a knife collection, I'm a great shot with a rifle and pretty decent with a bow and more importantly I have actually killed something before. How many of you have actually killed something? I killed it, gutted it and even held its heart in my hand. How many of you truly think you can take a life especially another humans? Remember you hesitate you die.

This makes it sound like you've killed a human. Something you wanna tell us man?

[UTK]

HFX and Chewy can have their cute little fight at the end and I'll just wait to kill whoever wins. If you're in this tournament and you don't hide the entire time, I don't think you're doing it right.

[Locke]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

[Everlong]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Bet he's never 360 dropshot noscoped bitches on COD though.

[HFX]

I have a knife collection, I'm a great shot with a rifle and pretty decent with a bow and more importantly I have actually killed something before. How many of you have actually killed something? I killed it, gutted it and even held its heart in my hand. How many of you truly think you can take a life especially another humans? Remember you hesitate you die.

This makes it sound like you've killed a human. Something you wanna tell us man?

I have a life outside the internet. That's all you need to know....

[ShaneOfan]

I'm pretty sure I'd give it a good go. If I don't win I'd definitely be one of the last survivors. I'm decently strong, tough, love the outdoors, I have a knife collection, I'm a great shot with a rifle and pretty decent with a bow and more importantly I have actually killed something before. How many of you have actually killed something? I killed it, gutted it and even held its heart in my hand. How many of you truly think you can take a life especially another humans? Remember you hesitate you die.

I do know SKS would probably try and use our friendship to trick and outlast me but I'd strike him down before the end. Can't have anything or anyone dragging you down when your life is on the line. I'd hunt down Brett and Settee and take them both out for having the sheer audacity of being an equal or superior of an Albertan. I also don't think any of the Brits will last long. Tim will kill them all by hurdling groin first into their faces and smothering them. Also UTK will be the first member I strike down.

Chewy is tough and crazy but he's old. He poses a big threat but I'm pretty sure I stand a chance of beating him with my youth and ability to go without sleep while remaining functional. He'll probably fall asleep by 6pm at the latest. GNR is another threat just because I think he's young and strong. Horseman would be my pick to win it all though. He's a soldier isn't he? I know someone here has military training unless I've gone mad and imagined that. If one of you isn't a soldier then that changes my prediction. Anyways I think the final four would be me, Chewy, Horseman and GNR.

I've killed four dear and butchered them myself. Not impressed. Come at me bro.

[HFX]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

I've killed four dear and butchered them myself. Not impressed. Come at me bro.

I respect that greatly ShaneO, hunting is awesome and deer are delicious and healthy meat. I wish more people would take up hunting as it's a great source of food and enjoyment. I can't wait for the fall and deer season. But you forget I also know your weakness. You're a super horndog. I'll draw a crude drawing of a sexy lady on a rock and lure you right in

[ShaneOfan]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

I've killed four dear and butchered them myself. Not impressed. Come at me bro.

I respect that greatly ShaneO, hunting is awesome and deer are delicious and healthy meat. I wish more people would take up hunting as it's a great source of food and enjoyment. I can't wait for the fall and deer season. But you forget I also know your weakness. You're a super horndog. I'll draw a crude drawing of a sexy lady on a rock and lure you right in

Damn my one weakness, well that and beer, and bourbon, and vodka, also comics, and telling people my weaknesses.

[HFX]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

I've killed four dear and butchered them myself. Not impressed. Come at me bro.

I respect that greatly ShaneO, hunting is awesome and deer are delicious and healthy meat. I wish more people would take up hunting as it's a great source of food and enjoyment. I can't wait for the fall and deer season. But you forget I also know your weakness. You're a super horndog. I'll draw a crude drawing of a sexy lady on a rock and lure you right in

Damn my one weakness, well that and beer, and bourbon, and vodka, also comics, and telling people my weaknesses.

You just gave me an idea. I wonder how much it would cost to send me beer in the game and I can use it to lure you all out if I don't drink it all first.

[ShaneOfan]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

I've killed four dear and butchered them myself. Not impressed. Come at me bro.

I respect that greatly ShaneO, hunting is awesome and deer are delicious and healthy meat. I wish more people would take up hunting as it's a great source of food and enjoyment. I can't wait for the fall and deer season. But you forget I also know your weakness. You're a super horndog. I'll draw a crude drawing of a sexy lady on a rock and lure you right in

Damn my one weakness, well that and beer, and bourbon, and vodka, also comics, and telling people my weaknesses.

You just gave me an idea. I wonder how much it would cost to send me beer in the game and I can use it to lure you all out if I don't drink it all first.

How about we all just get loaded and overthrow the Capital?

[HFX]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

I've killed four dear and butchered them myself. Not impressed. Come at me bro.

I respect that greatly ShaneO, hunting is awesome and deer are delicious and healthy meat. I wish more people would take up hunting as it's a great source of food and enjoyment. I can't wait for the fall and deer season. But you forget I also know your weakness. You're a super horndog. I'll draw a crude drawing of a sexy lady on a rock and lure you right in

Damn my one weakness, well that and beer, and bourbon, and vodka, also comics, and telling people my weaknesses.

You just gave me an idea. I wonder how much it would cost to send me beer in the game and I can use it to lure you all out if I don't drink it all first.

How about we all just get loaded and overthrow the Capital?

I can approve of that. Tim doesn't stand a chance. I've thought about it and he's obviously the president and he's pitting us against each other for his own sick amusement. His ultimate goal is to see Chewy kill us and then fight Horseman in the final.

[Kyle]

I think I'd do pretty well. I would certainly have a killer instinct.

[Locke]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

You're kidding, right? I live in Missouri, dude. There's nothing to do here but hunt and get drunk, but most people are baptists so they don't drink, but they hunt until we wipe out populations of animals entirely until the conservation has to make up some law to prevent us from killing anymore. It's a rite of passage into manhood to kill at least 3 deer, 6 turkeys, 12 ducks, 100+ squirrels, and uncountable amounts of possum, coyotes, and raccoons.. all in the span of a month.

I used to hunt when I was a kid, youth hunting since I was 4 or 5. Now I'd rather drink, but there ya have it.

[HFX]

Look at HFX, he thinks he's hard because he's killed and field dressed a deer. How cute. <3

Whatever man. I was field dressing deer as a kid with my grandpa. How many of y'all have been to the woods and learned how to survive from your Metis grandfather?

You're kidding, right? I live in Missouri, dude. There's nothing to do here but hunt and get drunk, but most people are baptists so they don't drink, but they hunt until we wipe out populations of animals entirely until the conservation has to make up some law to prevent us from killing anymore. It's a rite of passage into manhood to kill at least 3 deer, 6 turkeys, 12 ducks, 100+ squirrels, and uncountable amounts of possum, coyotes, and raccoons.. all in the span of a month.

I used to hunt when I was a kid, youth hunting since I was 4 or 5. Now I'd rather drink, but there ya have it.

It was targeted more at people like SKS and JDD. People who I'm pretty sure would die if left alone in the woods . Also I love hunt during the day and chill and drink at night. I don't believe in shooting while intoxicated though.

[Locke]

^Yeah I don't shoot while intoxicated but FFS most people in this damn state do.

[HFX]

^Yeah I don't shoot while intoxicated but FFS most people in this damn state do.

I hate those people. I used to sponsor this kid in Latin America and he got killed by a drunk guy who decided it would be a good idea to fire his gun off. It just makes me so mad because it's so fucking stupid and irresponsible.

[ShaneOfan]

^Yeah I don't shoot while intoxicated but FFS most people in this damn state do.

I hate those people. I used to sponsor this kid in Latin America and he got killed by a drunk guy who decided it would be a good idea to fire his gun off. It just makes me so mad because it's so fucking stupid and irresponsible.

Guy who lives across from our hunting camp was on his four wheeler one day riding on his own land. Drunk guy spies him from the road (while driving mind you) thinks he is a bear and shoots him. My friend was shot in the arm and if it were not for the four wheeler would have likely bled to death out in the woods.

[GNR]

Katniss is my spirit animal and I'm a Texan, I think I'll do fine.

[PorkChop]

I think I'd do alright in a Hunger Games scenario, there's no way I'd win though. Some of the people in this thread have trapped and skinned animals, which is something I've never done. I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

[Kirbi]

I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

I once punched a bird. In my defence, it was coming right for me.