Who would win a PubTalkForum version of "Hunger Games"?

[Locke]

Borrowed/revised idea from Tim's thread which was likely a borrowed/revised idea from something else.

If we were all tributes to the 77th annual Hunger Games, which one of us would survive? What would the alliances be? Who would die on the first day at the Cornucopia? Who would betray a close friend first? Who would have the most sponsors?

[Ali]

Not me. I'd just go, "F*ck this, I'm out," and off myself quickly and as painlessly as possible.

[War Daddy]

I'd be that cocky son of a bitch who was an Elite or whatever. Havent seen the movie in a while, so you guys will have to refresh my memory he was like eating by dogs or something.

[Locke]

^Yep, you'd definitely be a career.

[ShaneOfan]

I've studied Guerrilla Warfare so I would be like a career, but I also am against killing so...

[War Daddy]

I've studied Guerrilla Warfare so I would be like a career, but I also am against killing so...

Look at it like this. It's either you or them. Quite frankly, I prefer living

[ShaneOfan]

I've studied Guerrilla Warfare so I would be like a career, but I also am against killing so...

Look at it like this. It's either you or them. Quite frankly, I prefer living

Yeah when it comes to kill or be killed I am sure I could kill. It's just I sure as hell could not volunteer.

[SKS]

I'd have HFX kill everyone then when he's done I'll begrudgingly stab in in the neck.

[The Legend]

The final two would be HFX for his outdoorsy ability and general survival skills living in Canada and Chewy, just cause dude is crazy and you don't want to mess with crazy in a Hunger Games like competition.

[Kirbi]

I'd imagine I would have it in me to try to kill people, but that I would fail miserably very quickly (maybe killed by the first attempted victim, or maybe once I stopped to cry like a child once I was able to take a breath after killing myself). Meh, I would suck.

[Everlong]

Let's be real here, any answer other than Chewy is wrong.

[Locke]

I already cut people's heads off with my straight razor at the barber shop and have my wife cook them into meat pies, so I think I have a clear advantage.

[Chewy]

What is a hunger games?

Is it like not eating for a long time and not dying? If so, I would last two days.

[HFX]

I'm pretty sure I'd give it a good go. If I don't win I'd definitely be one of the last survivors. I'm decently strong, tough, love the outdoors, I have a knife collection, I'm a great shot with a rifle and pretty decent with a bow and more importantly I have actually killed something before. How many of you have actually killed something? I killed it, gutted it and even held its heart in my hand. How many of you truly think you can take a life especially another humans? Remember you hesitate you die.

I do know SKS would probably try and use our friendship to trick and outlast me but I'd strike him down before the end. Can't have anything or anyone dragging you down when your life is on the line. I'd hunt down Brett and Settee and take them both out for having the sheer audacity of being an equal or superior of an Albertan. I also don't think any of the Brits will last long. Tim will kill them all by hurdling groin first into their faces and smothering them. Also UTK will be the first member I strike down.

Chewy is tough and crazy but he's old. He poses a big threat but I'm pretty sure I stand a chance of beating him with my youth and ability to go without sleep while remaining functional. He'll probably fall asleep by 6pm at the latest. GNR is another threat just because I think he's young and strong. Horseman would be my pick to win it all though. He's a soldier isn't he? I know someone here has military training unless I've gone mad and imagined that. If one of you isn't a soldier then that changes my prediction. Anyways I think the final four would be me, Chewy, Horseman and GNR.

[Romo]

I've probably shot myself and is currently waiting to be eaten by which ever animal wants to eat my remains.

[Everlong]

What is a hunger games?

Is it like not eating for a long time and not dying? If so, I would last two days.

It's basically a big battle royal, 24 people are put into this natural environment and the last one alive (they're supposed to survive the elements and kill each other) is the winner.

And yeah HFX, Horseman is Army, I believe.

[Romo]

What is a hunger games?

Is it like not eating for a long time and not dying? If so, I would last two days.

It's basically a big battle royal, 24 people are put into this natural environment and the last one alive (they're supposed to survive the elements and kill each other) is the winner.

And yeah HFX, Horseman is Army, I believe.

It's like a teen version of the film 'Battle Royale'

[The Legend]

What is a hunger games?

Is it like not eating for a long time and not dying? If so, I would last two days.

It's basically a big battle royal, 24 people are put into this natural environment and the last one alive (they're supposed to survive the elements and kill each other) is the winner.

And yeah HFX, Horseman is Army, I believe.

It's like a teen version of the film 'Battle Royale'

It's more like a teen and politicized version of that Steve Austin movie, the Condemned.

[Chewy]

I'm pretty sure I'd give it a good go. If I don't win I'd definitely be one of the last survivors. I'm decently strong, tough, love the outdoors, I have a knife collection, I'm a great shot with a rifle and pretty decent with a bow and more importantly I have actually killed something before. How many of you have actually killed something? I killed it, gutted it and even held its heart in my hand. How many of you truly think you can take a life especially another humans? Remember you hesitate you die.

I do know SKS would probably try and use our friendship to trick and outlast me but I'd strike him down before the end. Can't have anything or anyone dragging you down when your life is on the line. I'd hunt down Brett and Settee and take them both out for having the sheer audacity of being an equal or superior of an Albertan. I also don't think any of the Brits will last long. Tim will kill them all by hurdling groin first into their faces and smothering them. Also UTK will be the first member I strike down.

Chewy is tough and crazy but he's old. He poses a big threat but I'm pretty sure I stand a chance of beating him with my youth and ability to go without sleep while remaining functional. He'll probably fall asleep by 6pm at the latest. GNR is another threat just because I think he's young and strong. Horseman would be my pick to win it all though. He's a soldier isn't he? I know someone here has military training unless I've gone mad and imagined that. If one of you isn't a soldier then that changes my prediction. Anyways I think the final four would be me, Chewy, Horseman and GNR.

Army - check
Killed - check
Close quarter combat training - check
Training in firearms - check
Advanced infil/exfil - check

I can hold my own, although the old thing is pretty accurate, set up a booby trap next to a TV playing Happy
Days, and I'd be done for.

[prophet]

I'd imagine I would have it in me to try to kill people.

#prayforhanley