I have got some good news....

[AkydefGoldberg]

KP is gone!

Kevin Pietersen's been told his England career is over and that they aren't envisaging him in their plans.

Good fucking riddance. He's been a fantastic player but the guy isn't a team player and for me, I'd rather have a harmonious, hard-working team rather than an individual who just cares about himself.

He's 33 and more likely would have retired soon enough for T20 bucks so he can do that a little bit earlier now.

[PorkChop]

KP - Great player, giant tool. Not sad to see him go!

[AkydefGoldberg]

^Check out his arse-licker and the blower of smoke up his arse, Piers Morgan, crying into his tea about his best friend not being in the side anymore LOL. Always love a Piers Morgan moan/cry/bitch/throw toys out of the pram - always fun!