So this is a thing: Tibetan mastiff

[Everlong]

HOLY FUCK this thing is huge!

[Str8Shooter]

If I was walking down the street and saw one of those I'd shit my pants and we'd have a new thread of the year.

[The Legend]

What the hell did they breed it with a black bear?

[Chewy]

The person is really small.

[The Legend]

The person is really small.

Unless they are the size of a toddler that doesn't matter.

[UTK]

Tibetan mastiffs are both cute and intimidating. An impressive range.

[Hanley!]

My ex-girlfriend had a dog about that size. What's worse is it didn't like me very much.

[The Legend]

My ex-girlfriend had a dog about that size. What's worse is it didn't like me very much.

Was the dog the reason for adding ex- on the front of that?

[Westcoastvibes]

HOLY SHIT! I want one and I want to name it pebbles. Don't know if I could afford to feed the fucking beast though.

[Hanley!]

My ex-girlfriend had a dog about that size. What's worse is it didn't like me very much.

Was the dog the reason for adding ex- on the front of that?

No, thankfully I wasn't around the dog that often. It was usually kept penned up in their back garden. But whenever I was out there, it tended to freak out at me a bit. And if it got pissed off enough, it'd just jump straight out of its pen (which seemed like it shouldn't have been possible).

It would get most pissed off when I used the trampoline in the back garden. Every now and then, I'd be minding her little brother and he would want me to come play outside. He'd go on the trampoline and ask me to join in. But as soon as I started bouncing, the dog would become very unhappy. Maybe it felt I was threatening the kid somehow.

[The Legend]

I think it felt threatened by you. When you jumped you got so much bigger than him and he's just not used to things being bigger than him.

That or he just wanted to join in on the jumping fun and show how high he could jump!