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Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby SKS » Jul 24, '15, 9:33 pm

Best film ever. Suck my wiener @matteo @vaderbomb @utk @hanley! @locke
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby Hanley! » Jul 25, '15, 7:51 am

No thanks.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby War Daddy » Jul 25, '15, 7:55 am

Hanley! wrote:No thanks.


It's free on the weekends.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby Hanley! » Jul 25, '15, 7:56 am

War Daddy wrote:It's free on the weekends.


You mean he usually charges people to suck his wiener?

SKS, your business model is terrible.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby SKS » Jul 25, '15, 8:48 am

^ or would you say...it sucks....teehee

I actually really enjoy the Sharknado movies which is why I posted this, they are terrible but meant to be terrible. If you want to laugh at dumb unimaginable shit then it's the trilogy for you!

Anyone like them?
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby VaderBomb » Jul 25, '15, 11:42 am

I've never watched these but I can assume that they fall into that Kung Fury category of self-aware, purposely conceived to be "so bad it's good" cop out trash.

I could be wrong but my assumption is likely correct.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby GNR » Jul 25, '15, 11:57 am

All hail President Cuban :notworthy
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby War Daddy » Jul 25, '15, 1:15 pm

I need to watch these.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby SKS » Jul 25, '15, 3:32 pm

^ the acting Is just terrible. I loved the second one the most because I think they were actually serious with just the right touch of self awareness which made it so much more unintentionally entertaining cuz of how bad it was. This one wasn't the best but some scenes were just baffling. The last 3 minutes contained the most bizarre scene I've ever witnessed :lol

They're also making Sharknado 4: We're Not Done Yet (where you can vote if a character is dead or not on the SyFy website).
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby UTK » Jul 26, '15, 6:56 pm

I ain't suckin no Jersey boy's wiener. There's no telling where it's been.

I actually watched the first one with a few friends after a few beers, and it was a lot of fun. I don't think I could handle 3 more though...
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby EmperorWu » Jul 27, '15, 4:18 pm

I enjoyed 1 and 2. I'll watch this when it comes out on Netflix. Not every movie needs to be some super depressing Russian black and white film. They're fun, stupid movies and that's OK.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby Hanley! » Jul 27, '15, 4:32 pm

EmperorWu wrote:Not every movie needs to be some super depressing Russian black and white film.


Now I've never seen any of the Sharknado films. But I just wanted to say that you're 100% spot on in implying that anyone who doesn't like these films, only ever wants to see depressing foreign black & white films. You couldn't be more correct there.

None of those people want to see good comedy movies, or good action movies, or just any movie that has been made with a little care and thought. Every single one of them is an artsy, misery-loving hipster.

So true.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby EmperorWu » Jul 27, '15, 4:39 pm

Hanley! wrote:
EmperorWu wrote:Not every movie needs to be some super depressing Russian black and white film.


Now I've never seen any of the Sharknado films. But I just wanted to say that you're 100% spot on in implying that anyone who doesn't like these films, only ever wants to see depressing foreign black & white films. You couldn't be more correct there.

None of those people want to see good comedy movies, or good action movies, or just any movie that has been made with a little care and thought. Every single one of them is an artsy, misery-loving hipster.

So true.

:jerk OK brother.
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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby xgamr » Jul 27, '15, 8:30 pm

It was good. and yes the last half was so wtf

but i dont care about that. i care about watching these two films



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Re: Sharknado 3: Oh Helllllll No

Postby Matteo » Jul 29, '15, 5:20 am

They're actually mindlessly entertaining films, and much more self-aware than what some give them credit for. The intent behind the financing of such works are also quite astute.
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