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Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Twister » Jun 05, '15, 2:11 pm

Mini Twister number 2 was born 9 days ago.

My thoughts: Gas and air is a hell of a drug, 10/10 would recommend.


Move over K. Middleton, you're old news now :D
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Everlong » Jun 05, '15, 2:14 pm

I really hope the name of the child is actually Mini Twister Number Two.

Congratulations!!!
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby DBSoT » Jun 05, '15, 2:23 pm

Congrats. I hope everything is well with Mini Twister part deux and the happy parents.
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Kirbi » Jun 05, '15, 2:32 pm

Congratulations on the best birth announcement ever! And on the baby I guess. :P
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Hanley! » Jun 05, '15, 2:32 pm

Congrats, Twister! :D That's awesome. I hope the new baby inherits your flair for dramatic announcements.
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Viazon » Jun 05, '15, 2:41 pm

Congratulations!

I'm gonna celebrate tonight for you. I'm gonna play Twister. Then I'm gonna watch Twister. Then I'm gonna eat a Twister.

Way to go!
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Highwayman » Jun 05, '15, 3:22 pm

That must be so weird looking down at a human being you created, haha. Trippy shit. Congratulations! :D
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby SlightlyJames » Jun 05, '15, 3:23 pm

Viazon wrote:Congratulations!

I'm gonna celebrate tonight for you. I'm gonna play Twister. Then I'm gonna watch Twister. Then I'm gonna eat a Twister.

Way to go!

Will there be anywhere open that sells Twisters this late?
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Jun 05, '15, 3:29 pm

Congrats Twister! Hope the young one is OK and your new baby!

Rest up, you've deserved it x
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Highwayman » Jun 05, '15, 3:31 pm

I wouldn't recommend playing twister pregnant. That's not me speaking from experience, it's because I'm a male.

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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Viazon » Jun 05, '15, 3:46 pm

SlightlyJames wrote:
Viazon wrote:Congratulations!

I'm gonna celebrate tonight for you. I'm gonna play Twister. Then I'm gonna watch Twister. Then I'm gonna eat a Twister.

Way to go!

Will there be anywhere open that sells Twisters this late?


I just so happen to have a box in my freezer.
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby SlightlyJames » Jun 05, '15, 4:13 pm

Viazon wrote:
SlightlyJames wrote:
Viazon wrote:Congratulations!

I'm gonna celebrate tonight for you. I'm gonna play Twister. Then I'm gonna watch Twister. Then I'm gonna eat a Twister.

Way to go!

Will there be anywhere open that sells Twisters this late?


I just so happen to have a box in my freezer.

I don't believe you. Pictures are in order!
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Viazon » Jun 05, '15, 4:25 pm

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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby SortaCreative » Jun 05, '15, 4:41 pm

Vince delivered.

Congrats Twister. I hope you and the baby are well.

Also, I need to have a child, that's how you get mad reps yo. :cheers2
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Everlong » Jun 05, '15, 4:46 pm

Viazon wrote:Image


I fucking love this :lol :lol
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Viazon » Jun 05, '15, 5:22 pm

I always have Twisters.
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Twister » Jun 06, '15, 1:00 am

Thanks guys, woah 90 rep points! New record surely? :P not bad for a tongue in cheek/sarcastic attempt at a birth announcement.

Me and baby are fine, if not totally exhausted but that's to be expected. Now I want a Twister lolly.
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby Camstud » Jun 06, '15, 6:53 am

Woooo congratulations!! :cheers2
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Man I always think you can't get more weird and then you say something else :lol

The image of Viazon and his equally odd mates all sat outside the supermarket eating chicken together in the car is too much :lol
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby DBSoT » Jun 06, '15, 7:21 am

@Twister As of now is your new child taller then Rockstar Spud? :lol
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Re: Breaking News: Woman gives birth.

Postby PorkChop » Jun 06, '15, 11:12 am

Congrats Twister, always good to see another Brummie in the world :tim

Also, the best bit about Viazon's photo is that there's a box of chicken tucked in behind the twisters :lol
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