Men: how much money would it take for you to suck a dick?

[War Daddy]

I'd sick a dick for a free month of gym membership. The fuck kinda question is that? Oh you gonna offer me supplements too? Stick around my nigga, let me get this lock jaw fixed.

[ShaneOfan]

Who's dick?

[Westcoastvibes]

Wow!

This is a tough one because there are so many variables involved that could potentially change the overall cost. For the baseline I will set $1,000,000.00

1. Is this a gentlemen's agreement between two men only?
Yes - Proceed to #4 No $500,000.00

2. Is it a private deal or a public showing?
Public $5,000,000.00

3. Does anyone who knows who you are knowledgeable?
Yes $1,000,000.00

4. Is the suckee required to be sucked to completion?
No - Proceed to #7 Yes $500,000.00

5. Is completion required to also be oral?
Yes $1,000,000.00

6. Is Completion required to be ingested?
Yes $1,000,000.00

7. Are you Homosexual?
Yes - Add figures from lines 1-6 including the baseline $1,000,000.00 then Multiply by a sum of 0

8. Add figures from lines 1-7 including the Baseline $1,000,000.00 to figure total cost to suck a mans dick

Now that the figures have been totaled it is plain to see that the total overall cost to have one man perform fellatio on another man can range widely from $0.00 to $9,000,000.00

[Locke]

I'd do it for probably enough to pay off all of my debts plus a little extra for my trouble, so like.. 200k.

I'm a cheap date.

[EmperorWu]

[PorkChop]

I'd do it to pay off my debts and have a bit of cash left over.

Unfortunately I don't know how much my debts are, and I'm not sure I'd like to.

[Viazon]

I have this discussion with a friend of mine all the time. He has also said that he would never suck a dick. Not for any amount of money. Not for even a billion. I call bullshit on that but he insists.

I would do it for a few grand, easily. How bad can it be to suck a dick? It's just one dick.

Remember though, if you do suck a dudes dick, it's only gay if you get an erection.

[Westcoastvibes]

I have this discussion with a friend of mine all the time. He has also said that he would never suck a dick. Not for any amount of money. Not for even a billion. I call bullshit on that but he insists.

I would do it for a few grand, easily. How bad can it be to suck a dick? It's just one dick.

Remember though, if you do suck a dudes dick, it's only gay if you get an erection.

A grand seems a bit low, remember, once you suck a dick your a cock sucker for life. Thats got to be worth more than a grand

[SlightlyJames]

I have this discussion with a friend of mine all the time. He has also said that he would never suck a dick. Not for any amount of money. Not for even a billion. I call bullshit on that but he insists.

I would do it for a few grand, easily. How bad can it be to suck a dick? It's just one dick.

Remember though, if you do suck a dudes dick, it's only gay if you get an erection.

A grand seems a bit low, remember, once you suck a dick your a cock sucker for life. Thats got to be worth more than a grand

Listen man, I've eaten Findus Crispy Pancakes and I didn't even get paid for it, they're far more vile than having some dude's dick in your mouth. I'd take a grand.

[Viazon]

I have this discussion with a friend of mine all the time. He has also said that he would never suck a dick. Not for any amount of money. Not for even a billion. I call bullshit on that but he insists.

I would do it for a few grand, easily. How bad can it be to suck a dick? It's just one dick.

Remember though, if you do suck a dudes dick, it's only gay if you get an erection.

A grand seems a bit low, remember, once you suck a dick your a cock sucker for life. Thats got to be worth more than a grand

I never said a grand. I said a few grand.

[SKS]

I have this discussion with a friend of mine all the time. He has also said that he would never suck a dick. Not for any amount of money. Not for even a billion. I call bullshit on that but he insists.

I would do it for a few grand, easily. How bad can it be to suck a dick? It's just one dick.

Remember though, if you do suck a dudes dick, it's only gay if you get an erection.

A grand seems a bit low, remember, once you suck a dick your a cock sucker for life. Thats got to be worth more than a grand

I never said a dick. I said a few dicks.

[Chewy]

1billion dollars.