Men: how much money would it take for you to suck a dick?

[Everlong]

So this is one of the drunken conversations we had with our cards group lately.

Some guy in our group said that there was no amount of money that could get him to suck a dick. Even like, ten million dollars. I was like man for ten million not only would I suck that dick but I'd take lessons, I'd fucking work that thing man. That's a life changing amount of money, I'm not going to get some irreversible cooties just from sucking a dick one time. Maybe that's just me, but I think sucking any dick is worth ten million. Hell, it's worth a lot less than that.

What's your minimum price?

[SortaCreative]

2 million pounds.

[Everlong]

2 million pounds.

That is an oddly specific amount. Explain.

[EmperorWu]

I'd do it for a Klondike Bar.

[Everlong]

I'd do it for a Klondike Bar.

Man that's like less than a buck, I like it.

[Str8Shooter]

Aren't any of you worried that you might end up liking it?

[SKS]

I don't know. I'd probably do it for a reasonable amount of money considering the person is STD free and not packing some monster 14 inch dong. I don't think I would enjoy it, and I probably wouldn't be very good at it. But then again you shouldn't knock something until you try it at least once. I'm good at acting it out on an imaginary penis and my GF gets a bit freaked out by it. But I'm not a big fan of things in my mouth. I have a terrible gag reflex. Dentist trips are the worst. Whoever is paying me the money is getting ripped off. Figuratively and maybe even literally, because I have sharp teeth.

[EmperorWu]

Aren't any of you worried that you might end up liking it?

Wouldn't that be great? Imagine how much more money you would make!

[SortaCreative]

I don't know. I'd probably do it for a reasonable amount of money considering the person is STD free and not packing some monster 14 inch dong.

whats my dong ever done to you?

[EmperorWu]

But then again you shouldn't knock something until you try it at least once. I'm good at acting it out on an imaginary penis and my GF gets a bit freaked out by it.

Holy fuck that made me laugh so hard.

[Str8Shooter]

I don't know. I'd probably do it for a reasonable amount of money considering the person is STD free and not packing some monster 14 inch dong.

Why does the size of it matter? There aren't degrees of sucking a dick, if you're doing it, you're all in.

[SortaCreative]

I don't know. I'd probably do it for a reasonable amount of money considering the person is STD free and not packing some monster 14 inch dong.

Why does the size of it matter? There aren't degrees of sucking a dick, if you're doing it, you're all in.

Size matters when it's going all in Brett.

[Everlong]

I don't know. I'd probably do it for a reasonable amount of money considering the person is STD free and not packing some monster 14 inch dong.

Why does the size of it matter? There aren't degrees of sucking a dick, if you're doing it, you're all in.

Well I can see where the STDs would matter, that's some serious shit. But if some dude with a 14 inch dick wants to pay me then I'm probably charging double because hell that's well over double the average size.

[SKS]

I don't know. I'd probably do it for a reasonable amount of money considering the person is STD free and not packing some monster 14 inch dong.

Why does the size of it matter? There aren't degrees of sucking a dick, if you're doing it, you're all in.

14 inches is long, man. There's a big difference between a 3 inch chode and a 14 inch python. Sucking on a pen cap is a lot more fun than choking on a ruler.

[The Legend]

This thread is making me laugh way more than it should. Thanks a lot Tim!

[Everlong]

14 inches is long, man. There's a big difference between a 3 inch chode and a 14 inch python. Sucking on a pen cap is a lot more fun than choking on a ruler.

Yeah ain't nobody having a good time sucking a 14 inch dick. That's just inhumane.

[Circled Square]

niggas have been known to suck dick for crack but i ain't that nigga

keep yo money

[SlightlyJames]

For a one-and-done kind of thing? Not sure man. 100k I guess? Obviously you'd want more but I wouldn't want to miss out on the big payday 'cause I wouldn't chow down on some dong.

[VaderBomb]

Considering he's clean, a few grand.

[Daz]

Name a price, let's get these negotiations going.