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STORY #5 - THE CLOWN STATUE
One dark night 16 year old Anna was at her neighbors' babysitting their 2 small children. The father had told the girl that she was welcome to go into the family to watch TV after the kids fell asleep & that's exactly what she was doing.
The only problem was that there was a very peculiar looking clown statue standing in the corner of the living room. It had a giant smile & smeares make-up on its face. She startes to get creeped out so she called the father.
"Hey Mr. Franklin, I was calling to ask your permission to watch TV in your wife & yours room instead." asked the girl.
"Sure. What's the problem?"
"It's this statue creepy clown statue you guys have standing in the living room. It's freaking me out."
"OMG! My children tried to tell my wife & I that they had been seeing a clown watching them sleep but we just told them they were probably having nightmares. HONEY WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!"
"Mr. Franklin whats the matter!?" asked Anna with fear in her voice.
"GET THE KIDS & LEAVE THE HOUSE! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
"MR. FRANKLIN, I DON'T UNDERSTA--
"ANNA WE DON'T OWN A CLOWN STATUE...