After many weeks of dieting and the occasional refeed day on leg day, I finally allowed myself some fun.
Here is my day(food wise):
1)Motherfuckin' Eggo waffles
2)Some bitchin turkey bacon with those motherfuckin waffles
3)2 krispy kreme(no not the shitty youtube dude) doughnuts with that bitchin ass turkey bacon and motherfuckin waffles
4)I get to work and had a footlong whole grain turkey and colby jack cheese. I woudlve kept the lettuce but only pussies do that. Ate that bitch and my body went in to total carb shock. CAAAAAAAAAAAAARBS!
5)Oh you thought I was done, fuck no! Got off work and had a Jacks pizza with REAL wisconsin cheese(Looking at you Everlong, you filthy fuckin ginger). Whatever cheese it was, the insured me it was REAL wisconsin cheese, sent some samples to the lab to confirm tho. A whole 1300 cals in one sitting.
6)IT AINT OVER YET CUNTS! I ALSO GOT AHOLD OF SOME PEPPERED TURKEY WRAPPED IN WHITE BURRITO SHELLS(OH U FILTHY CARBS YOU) AND SOME SOUTHWESTERN RANCH.
7)NO STOPPING ME NOW, I SEE YOU IN THE CORNERS POPTARTS. MHMMMM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM *flatline*
I fuckin hate myself so much right now.
How was your day @AkydefGoldberg?