I think the pub might be out of out the question for me but I'd grab two guys from here and go and shoot some pool - my kinda enjoyment.
It's a tough one - but if I had to pick, I'd probably pick Prophet because he's a Bradfordian; PorkChop because well, he ain't bad and think he might be able to offer some tips on getting a woman; and I know the thread says two but I'd rope in Viazon. Just to witness any mirror incidents in person or any other shenanigans.