Man United relegation party round my house

[PorkChop]

You're all invited. Whoever wears the best David Moyes costume wins a crate of beer.

[Everlong]

What kind of beer are we talking here?

[Romo]

WAYNE ROONEY'S HAVING A PARTY,
BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE

[The Legend]

What kind of beer are we talking here?

Probably that stuff you have to drink warm. I'll pass.

[PorkChop]

What kind of beer are we talking here?

Bland and disappointing beer, much like Man United's future prospects.

[SKS]

What kind of beer are we talking here?

Bland and disappointing beer, much like Man United's future prospects.

Tastes like piss and broken dreams.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Nah, it'll be the Champions Party you'll be invited - you wait and watch. LvGoat is just getting warmed up, it takes him three months to get going you see....

[Georgerv]

What kind of beer are we talking here?

Bland and disappointing beer, much like Man United's future prospects.

Tastes like piss and broken dreams.

So... Carlsberg then?

[PorkChop]

What kind of beer are we talking here?

Bland and disappointing beer, much like Man United's future prospects.

Tastes like piss and broken dreams.

So... Carlsberg then?

Carlsberg is far superior to most other beers you get on tap in this country. Fosters and Carling are far worse.

People throw around the 'tastes of piss' criticism for several different brands, but Fosters does actually taste of chilled piss. It has absolutely zero flavour. As for Carling, it's much the same but with the aftertaste of fish.

My local have got this Czech beer on tap. It's pretty good.

[Enygma]

Nah, it'll be the Champions Party you'll be invited - you wait and watch. LvGoat is just getting warmed up, it takes him three months to get going you see....

Haha. Great banter.

[Everlong]

My local have got this Czech beer on tap. It's pretty good.

I had that when I was in Prague this spring! I thought it was pretty tasty.

[Everlong]

Just double checked, apparently what I had was Kozel Dark. It was good.

[PorkChop]

Just double checked, apparently what I had was Kozel Dark. It was good.

I don't think I've had that, but I approve of all things Kozel.

[dakotabear]

One we manage to shoot actually replace Vidic and Ferdinand, we might get somewhere. We have an attack that can win the Champions League, and a defence that will get our asses relegated.

[Romo]

[Viazon]

I'll bring the Jager.

[AkydefGoldberg]

I'll bring the Jager.

Nah, forget that. Only one job for you - bring the chicken. (Preferably Nandos)

[Viazon]

I'll bring the Jager.

Nah, forget that. Only one job for you - bring the chicken. (Preferably Nandos)

Is there a Tesco's near your house @Porkchop?

[PorkChop]

I'll bring the Jager.

Nah, forget that. Only one job for you - bring the chicken. (Preferably Nandos)

Is there a Tesco's near your house @PorkChop?

Five minute walk away - the chicken should still be warm by the time you get here.

[SKS]

I'll bring the hookers. Wayne shouldn't be too far behind.