Your WILD 2014/15 Football predictions

[AkydefGoldberg]

-Fernando Torres scores a PL hat-trick (he might not even score one but these are WILD predictions right?)
-Daniel Sturridge suffers a big injury and misses the whole season
-A goalkeeper scores a goal owning to windy conditions or otherwise
-Mourinho gets a fine from the FA
-Glenn Hoddle replaces Redknapp as QPR manager
-Ronny Delia doesn't last the season as Celtic manager
-Messi returns with his lowest ever goal scoring reason

Jot 'em down, any wild ones will do!

[PorkChop]

Gabriel Agbonlahor actually scores
Tony Hibbert also scores
Mourinho leaves Chelsea
Ronald Koeman proves to be an awful manager
Glenn Hoddle is sacked by QPR after a half time team talk where he began speaking in an alien language