Comparing EPL teams to WWE wrestlers

[PorkChop]

My team, Aston Villa, would probably be R-Truth. Will never win anything, but came close a few years back. Goes through stages of being entertaining, then shit.

John Cena is easily Man United - been at the top for what feels like forever, incredibly divisive and hated by a lot of people, still sells millions of shirts though.

Sheamus is Man City - no one really cared about them before about 2008/2009, when they suddenly appeared on the scene and started winning things. Rarely lose.

Until last season, Wigan were JTG - consistently shit but somehow always hung around.

Portsmouth are Evan Bourne - they were quite good a few years ago, but no one knows where they are now.

Continue!

[SlightlyJames]

Can't wait until John Cena is managed by David Moyes.

[Enygma]

Arsenal are like Jake Roberts, haven't won anything in the last few years

[PorkChop]

Arsenal are like Jake Roberts, haven't won anything in the last few years

Jake Roberts never won anything though - he's more like Spurs.

Arsenal are Triple H. Still regarded as a top dog, but haven't won the title in years. Looks like they'll be part of a 4 man battle for the title soon but they wont win it.

[SKS]

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