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PorkChop wrote:Went to a pub last night, got drunk, tried to start a conversation about Pokemon with two barmaids but didn't get anywhere.
First barmaid: While she's pouring me a pint, I ask what her favourite Pokemon is. She looks at me like a weirdo, replies "None of them". I pay for my pint and walk away.
Second barmaid: We have a short conversation and she makes some sort of flirty comment. I didn't catch it, so I just nodded, fake-laughed and just said "yeah!". I then ask her what her favourite Pokemon is. She replies "The big orange fire dragon, but I'm more of a Game of Thrones fa-"
I stopped listening at this point. If you don't know Charizard by name, you can go fuck yourself.
PorkChop wrote: If you don't know Charizard by name, you can go fuck yourself.
AkydefGoldberg wrote:^Sorry to drag the past back out Vince, but any sightings of that girl who you had your heart set on?
PorkChop wrote:AkydefGoldberg wrote:^Sorry to drag the past back out Vince, but any sightings of that girl who you had your heart set on?
Based on his recent posts in the football thread, he's moved on to several Sky Sports News presenters instead.
Viazon wrote:I'm not sure which one you mean. There have been a fair few girls in the past I have had my heart set on. Regardless, none of them ended well.
AkydefGoldberg wrote:Viazon wrote:I'm not sure which one you mean. There have been a fair few girls in the past I have had my heart set on. Regardless, none of them ended well.
The lady at work who you were keen on?
Viazon wrote:AkydefGoldberg wrote:Viazon wrote:I'm not sure which one you mean. There have been a fair few girls in the past I have had my heart set on. Regardless, none of them ended well.
The lady at work who you were keen on?
She moved back to Poland and got engaged to her boyfriend.
Alpha Beast wrote:Just joined an Interracial Dating site. Found one of my friend's sister on there.
May the odds be ever in my favor.
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