by Viazon » Dec 28, '18, 2:51 pm
How's it going guys? Hope all are well. Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Been crazy busy this past year. I'm never gone for good though. And something happened yesterday that is relevant to this topic. So I thought what better place to say hey and share an amusing story?
So yesterday, I was invited to a little party round my friends house. I drive over there and parked outside his house. I had been feeling a little unwell these past few weeks. Nothing too major. Just a bit of an upset stomach. I'm sat there outside his house and I need to fart. I thought, I don't wanna do it inside. I'll do it in the car, before I go in. It was just supposed to be a little fart. It was not a little fart.
So, I'm sat there, in my car, with soiled underwear. As I said, I had an upset stomach. So it wasn't just normal shit. Obviously, I can't go inside. So I turned around. I make the drive home with crap in my pants. I am currently living with my parents. I got home, they were confused as to why I have returned so soon after just leaving. Unable to come up with an excuse, I was forced to tell them the truth. I cleaned up, changed clothes and head back out.
So, if you guys have been wondering about good old Viazon and how my life is going, I am a 32 year old man who shit myself in my car and then had to go home and tell my parents, whom I still live with, all about it.
Happy new year!