PCW Youtube: Zaid's A List Episode 3

[JDD]

Zaid stands in a small gym, in the middle of a wrestling ring.

Zaid: Gia's and gentleman, welcome to episode 3 of Zaid's A-List. Todays episode will be extra special. As you all know, on the last episode of Onslaught, I was awarded with the privalege of entering 25th in the upcoming Escalation match for the PCW championship. Now entering last pretty much guarentees me the title, but there still are some out there who doubt the A-Listers. To silence the non believers, and to futher show the beautiful goddess Gia why i should be the only man in her life, i have arranged an Escalation match of my own. In the locker room, there are 24 other talented wrestlers who i will compete against right now live on this show in an Escalation match. Come on out guys!

Out from the locker room come 24 midget wrestlers dressed up as the PCW stars competing in the Escalation match. Midget Kaiser Kavanah, followed by Midget Daz, Midget Omega and even Midget Amos Hess. All 24 men come to the ring one by one. Zaid now stands in the center of a ring filled with the midget wrestlers.

Zaid: As i stand here in this sea of immense talent, and 24 other men, i would like to dedicate the following performance to none other then the sub that brightens all my days, miss Gia DiFiero. Love you babes. Now ring the bell!

A bell rings and Zaid picks up each midget one after another tossing them out of the ring. He bullys the little guys all over the ring before throwing them out, until only two men remain. Him and Midget Johnny Valentino. Before fighting him, Zaid pics up a mic.

Zaid: You sir, standing at negative however many feet you may stand at, and weighing in at 20 something pounds, you are more man then the real Johnny Valentino wil ever be. For that, i will let you exit the ring by yourself, without being thrown out by me.

Midget Johnny Valentino creeps away and leaves the ring as the bell rings. Zaid jumps and leaps around the ring and celebrates, getting a photo of the picture that Richard Burkes son Domenic drew of the PCW title and holding it above his head.

Zaid: You see this image right here?! Get used to it. Because this is what you'll all see at Escalation. The other 24 men in this match are nothing compared to The A-Lister. They'll all be bruised and battered backstage as they here the announcer say "And the winner of the match and the first ever PCW Champion is, the A-Lister himself, Zaid!"

The camera fades to black as Zaid continues to celebrate in the ring.

[prophet]

This is brilliant mate. +1!

[KaiserGlider]

That was brilliant, I'm loving these talk shows and they're doing a great job of getting Zaid over. Midget Amos Hess, now there's a visual.

[Everlong]

Fantastic. "This sea of immense talent..." "The sub (sun) that brightens all my days..."

Wonderful use of midgets.