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[Daz]

Whilst I'm at it, this was my first ever promo, co-written with PaulORLY. From SOS, Night of Triumph 2006...

High Energy enters...

“High Energy” of Lil Joker and Mike Capola enter through the curtain. The fans instantly greet Joker with boos. It doesn’t matter to them. Both men come into the ring.

L.J: Hello Chicago!!!!!... You Hunk of Shit Town do you think your worthy to see High Energy in this ring.

*Crowd Boo and Pull Up ‘You Suck' signs*

Capola: What he said and more I’m ready to fight are you L.J?

L.J: Hell yes I am Mike, and this Shit Crowd can shut there mouths!

Capola: So any team in the back that don’t have a match can come out, and TRY to beat us.

*Camera showing the entrance way*

*Shut the fuck up Chants*

L.J: I told you that SOS has no good teams or crowd

Capola: Now I Believe you L.J, The Crowds Bloody Horrible as well

L.J: I think we can Just Leave, Fuck Them!

“Imaginary” by Evanescence plays, the crowd roar with approval as Daz appears from behind the curtain. He has a microphone in his hand. Daz waits for the ‘Daz!’ chants to die down,.

Daz: Now I’ve only ever wrestled as a singles wrestle here in SOS, but for so many years I was part of the most talked about wrestling tag team on the indy scene. And tonight, I’d like to introduce to you fans my partner, his name is ‘Dazzling’ Dean Brody!

Daz steps aside as his partner comes out, he hands Brody the microphone.

Dean Brody: High Energy, I hope you drunk your Powerade and Gatorade, since you’re going to need all the energy you can get to outlast The Dazzlers in the ring!