Zaid: Hello ladies, gents and of course Gia's. Its been a while, but its my pleasure to welcome you back to another episode of the finest talk show in PCW history, Zaid's A-List! We are finally back from a hiatus that makes a Daz match look shorter than Johnny V's temper. We'll get to talking about Johnny boy a little later, but right now i have a guest for you guys! Please welcome to the show, the beautiful love of my life, Ms.Gia Difiero!!!
A lady who looks similar to Gia walks on to the set and takes a seat on Zaid's couch.
Cameraman: Hey Zaid, aint that the pornstar girl you were showing me the other day?
Zaid: Shut the hell up! I dont pay you to talk!
Cameraman: You dont pay me at all.
Zaid: Well just shut up and let me get on with my show. Gia baby can you do me a favor and read the index cards i just handed to you.
Pornstar Gia: My name is Gia DiFiero an i am most definatley NOT a pornstar that Zaid paid to be here.
Zaid: Thanks babes. Now Gia, a hot topic of discussion after this weeks Onslaught was what exactly you meant when you said you were done? Obvoiusly we know you didnt mean me, but what did you mean? Done with PCW, done with Johnny? Tell us Gia.
Pornstar Gia: What i meant by saying i was d-
Pornstar Gia drops her stack of index cards and they get scattered all over Zaid's set. Zaid whispers to her.
Zaid: Are you kidding me right now. Pick them up and start again. You were on card 2.
Pornstar Gia picks up the cards and begins to read again.
Pornstar Gia: So when Zaid and I take over PC-
Zaid: DAMMIT WOMAN THATS CARD 5. CANT YOU COUNT!
Pornstar Gia: But when you turn the 5 upside down it kinda looks like-
Zaid: Just get out. Get the hell out! I can do this myself.
Pornstar Gia: But Zaid, youre paying me for the rest of the hour.
Zaid scribbles something on a piece of paper and hands it to Pornstar Gia.
Zaid: Thats the adress to The Masters house. Go over there and show him a good time. I owe him anyways. Now get the hell out!!
Pornstar Gia leaves Zaids set.
Zaid: Sorry about that viewers. Lets try to get back on track. I dont understand why people are trying to guess what Gia meant by saying she was done. Its so obvious. She is done with being in a relationship with Johnny V. When she kissed me at Oblivion, it opened her mind. That kiss showed her what it would be like if she were to leave Johnny boy and be with me! Gia knows that she will get nowhere with Johnny. She knows that if she's with me, we could rule PCW. Unless Andy and Alexa are screwing behind everyones backs, we would be the power couple of PCW!
Cameraman: But what if Johnny doesnt let you Zaid?
Zaid: You pose a good question peasent. Johnny may now like the idea of me and Gia being together ruling the wrestling world, but he better accept it. Its our destiny, ever since our eyes first met I knew we were meant for eachother. It just took until Oblivion for her to finally realize it.
Zaid takes a look at his wristwatch.
Zaid: Well ladies, gents, and Gia, it looks like thats all the time we have for today. Please be sure to subscribe to PCW's Youtube channel for more episodes of the greatest talk show in all of wrestling, Zaid's A-List!!
A lady who looks similar to Gia walks on to the set and takes a seat on Zaid's couch.
Cameraman: Hey Zaid, aint that the pornstar girl you were showing me the other day?
Zaid: Shut the hell up! I dont pay you to talk!
Cameraman: You dont pay me at all.
Zaid: Well just shut up and let me get on with my show. Gia baby can you do me a favor and read the index cards i just handed to you.
Pornstar Gia: My name is Gia DiFiero an i am most definatley NOT a pornstar that Zaid paid to be here.
Zaid: Thanks babes. Now Gia, a hot topic of discussion after this weeks Onslaught was what exactly you meant when you said you were done? Obvoiusly we know you didnt mean me, but what did you mean? Done with PCW, done with Johnny? Tell us Gia.
Pornstar Gia: What i meant by saying i was d-
Pornstar Gia drops her stack of index cards and they get scattered all over Zaid's set. Zaid whispers to her.
Zaid: Are you kidding me right now. Pick them up and start again. You were on card 2.
Pornstar Gia picks up the cards and begins to read again.
Pornstar Gia: So when Zaid and I take over PC-
Zaid: DAMMIT WOMAN THATS CARD 5. CANT YOU COUNT!
Pornstar Gia: But when you turn the 5 upside down it kinda looks like-
Zaid: Just get out. Get the hell out! I can do this myself.
Pornstar Gia: But Zaid, youre paying me for the rest of the hour.
Zaid scribbles something on a piece of paper and hands it to Pornstar Gia.
Zaid: Thats the adress to The Masters house. Go over there and show him a good time. I owe him anyways. Now get the hell out!!
Pornstar Gia leaves Zaids set.
Zaid: Sorry about that viewers. Lets try to get back on track. I dont understand why people are trying to guess what Gia meant by saying she was done. Its so obvious. She is done with being in a relationship with Johnny V. When she kissed me at Oblivion, it opened her mind. That kiss showed her what it would be like if she were to leave Johnny boy and be with me! Gia knows that she will get nowhere with Johnny. She knows that if she's with me, we could rule PCW. Unless Andy and Alexa are screwing behind everyones backs, we would be the power couple of PCW!
Cameraman: But what if Johnny doesnt let you Zaid?
Zaid: You pose a good question peasent. Johnny may now like the idea of me and Gia being together ruling the wrestling world, but he better accept it. Its our destiny, ever since our eyes first met I knew we were meant for eachother. It just took until Oblivion for her to finally realize it.
Zaid takes a look at his wristwatch.
Zaid: Well ladies, gents, and Gia, it looks like thats all the time we have for today. Please be sure to subscribe to PCW's Youtube channel for more episodes of the greatest talk show in all of wrestling, Zaid's A-List!!