by Str8Shooter » Apr 03, '16, 3:43 pm
I checked most of it out, it was a typical Hall of Fame, in the sense that it was a LOT of talking and it was probably an hour longer than it should be. I think it went over 3 and a half hours.
I enjoyed Stan Hansen's speech quite a bit, he seemed very happy to be there and grateful. He put over a lot of his opponents and kinda just seemed like anybody's grandpa up there. Vader's induction was nice if a little long, talked about the time his eye popped out in their match and he thought the lights in the Tokyo Dome went out.
Godfather, Jackie, and the Bossman's family's speeches were all quite short. I'm not sure any of theirs went over 5 minutes. Not much of note in them. Bossman's daughter seemed a little nervous speaking up there.
New Day was funny inducting the Freebirds. Watching Hayes and Garvin run out dancing and gas themselves was hilarious. Both guys tell good stories that are good for a laugh about Gordy and Roberts, including a story about bikers in a bar getting pissed and chasing Gordy and Hayes out of a bar and shooting at them, to which Gordy laughed, "why are you laughing?" says Hayes... "they missed" retorts Gordy. Definitely the most "entertaining" speech. They brought out Kevin Von Erich who gave a nice little speech, including hilariously slipping up and calling the New Day Guys, the "New Gay Guys" which got laughs which he didn't understand lol.
Cena gave a nice induction of Snoop, doing an excellent lawyer defense of why he belongs in there. Snoop gave a nice little speech putting over WWE and his cousin Sasha.
Joan Lunden received the Warrior Award for surviving breast cancer. Dana Warrior is a very good speaker, but she sounds like WWE kidnapped her and brainwashed her with the amount of putting over of the company she does. Lunden clearly gives speeches a lot as she was well spoken. This whole award is very clearly PR bullshit though at this point.
Flair was Flair, a bit rambly but still entertaining nonetheless. Sting gave a very good speech about his career. A funny story about Nash spooning him when both were selling in a match. Mentioned all his incarnations, from surfer Sting to Crow Sting, and then he said "should I mention Joker Sting", which got laughs. He then retired officially after getting "one more match", and "Undertaker" chants. He grabbed his bat and left.