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Me: Hello. I want to ask some questions about the newest Mac Book Pros. I have a Mac Book Pro from 2011 and need to update, I think, due to the slow processing time and extreme lag I am experiencing.
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Apple: Now Chatting with Joi
Apple: Hey there! I’m Joi! Welcome to the Apple Online Store. How are you today?
Apple: Sure@
Apple: I can answer your questions today.
Me: Feeling broke already, thank you! Anyway, yes, I think my Mac Book Pro from 2011 is choking and needs replacing
Apple: Okay… I regret to hear that.
Me: I have a better idea: if I take this thing into the store, could they use some diagnostic equipment to see what we have left as far as "life" in a Mac Book Pro is concerned?
Apple: Oh my goodness!
Apple: Are you a mind reader!
Apple: I was going to recommend to do just that before you spend any money!
Me: Not really, just an undercover genius... not of the Apple variety

Apple: hehehehe
Me: Okay, lol, sorry to waste your time! I will look into that before I tap into my retirement fund.
Apple: I recommend that as well.
Me: Are there any other questions I can answer for you today?
Apple: No, thanks anyway. Bye.
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