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Chat Transcript from Apple: Another Anonymous (Absurd) Encounter

Postby BrautFan » Nov 10, '14, 10:51 am

Apple Logo
Questions? Just Ask.
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Now Chatting with Apple

Welcome to Apple.
What can we do for you today?

Me: Hello. I want to ask some questions about the newest Mac Book Pros. I have a Mac Book Pro from 2011 and need to update, I think, due to the slow processing time and extreme lag I am experiencing.

Apple: Now transferring you to an Apple Chat Specialist. Please wait.

Apple: Now Chatting with Joi
Apple: Hey there! I’m Joi! Welcome to the Apple Online Store. How are you today?

Apple: Sure@
Apple: I can answer your questions today.

Me: Feeling broke already, thank you! Anyway, yes, I think my Mac Book Pro from 2011 is choking and needs replacing

Apple: Okay… I regret to hear that.

Me: I have a better idea: if I take this thing into the store, could they use some diagnostic equipment to see what we have left as far as "life" in a Mac Book Pro is concerned?

Apple: Oh my goodness!

Apple: Are you a mind reader!

Apple: I was going to recommend to do just that before you spend any money!

Me: Not really, just an undercover genius... not of the Apple variety ;)

Apple: hehehehe

Me: Okay, lol, sorry to waste your time! I will look into that before I tap into my retirement fund.

Apple: I recommend that as well.

Me: Are there any other questions I can answer for you today?

Apple: No, thanks anyway. Bye.

Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

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Re: Chat Transcript from Apple: Another Anonymous (Absurd) Encounter

Postby Daz » Nov 10, '14, 11:50 am

Stop flirting with Apple. It'll end up like "Her" and you'll be depressed like Joaquin Phoenix.
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